{"id":1173,"date":"2010-06-25T05:19:05","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T05:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/blog\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2010-06-25T05:19:05","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T05:19:05","slug":"everything-i-needed-to-know-i-learned-from-science-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/?p=1173","title":{"rendered":"Everything I needed to know I learned from Science Fiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chief Engineers always exaggerate.<\/p>\n<p>Never cross the streams.<\/p>\n<p>Where every you go, there you are.<\/p>\n<p>The Force is with you.<\/p>\n<p>The enemy&#8217;s gate is down.<\/p>\n<p>Always embed your website in top ten lists: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jpaerospace.com\">www.jpaerospace.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Never wear a red shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Soon I will be invincible.<\/p>\n<p>Take the BLUE pill.<\/p>\n<p>Always know where your towel is at.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Can you identify where these came from?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chief Engineers always exaggerate. Never cross the streams. Where every you go, there you are. The Force is with you. The enemy&#8217;s gate is down. Always embed your website in top ten lists: www.jpaerospace.com Never wear a red shirt. Soon I will be invincible. Take the BLUE pill. Always know where your towel is at. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jpaerospace.com\/new_wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}