Jan
22

Top Ten Reasons to go to Venus

10. To feel the heat!

9. Mars is so passé.

8. Yellow sky matches my hair.

7. One Gee is the gravity for me.

6. I like a planet with a little atmosphere.

5. To get a feel for global warming.

4. I was on my way to Mercury when…

3. I need my explore strange new worlds merit badge.

2. To stand where the sky above my head is yellow, the ground beneath my feet is 900 degrees and the air around me is acid.

1. I just want to go.

3 Responses to “Top Ten Reasons to go to Venus”

  1. LB Parker Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Because its there.

  2. daecje Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    I turned left instead of right at the last intersection …..

  3. Bozz Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Looking forward to meeting oceans full of naked blondes floating on seashells

    Wait, this isn’t Palm Springs? Damn **&#(&(#& TomTom.

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